Saturday, 7 March 2009

Your precious time

Just the other day I happened to find myself in conversation with someone regarding The Daily Tooth, they told me that they've heard it's funny but can't be bothered reading it themselves as it's too long.
Too long.
I happen to heartily disagree, the posts run for no more than a few hundred words at the most and it wasn't that said person was too busy to read it, just too lazy. It's not condensed enough, not bite sized Heat style pull quotes; it's something that you have to spend 5 minutes reading.
In response I'd like to dedicate a blog to not only this person, but everyone who is too lazy to read anything:

Dear busy folks...

Go fuck yourselves you brain dead simpletons.
The end.

Short enough?

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